Why You Should Never Get High At Work

By CRACKED Staff Published: October 11th, 2013 

25 Error Messages You Never Want To See in Real Life

By CRACKED Readers Published: October 06th, 2013 Few things in life make us want to destroy something beautiful than seeing a computer error message. We asked you to show us what happens when those harbingers of doom translate into our everyday lives. Winner got $100 ...

6 Famous Television Gags We'll Never See Again

By Chris Bucholz Published: October 08th, 2013 Just like plumbers, or programmers, or surgeons, being a television writer is, at heart, just a job, and just like plumbers, or programmers, or surgeons, television writers do sometimes take shortcuts. Jochen Sand/Digital Vision/Getty Images "Duct ta

5 Real People Who Life Never Stops Kicking in the Balls

By Taylor Hartwell Published: September 29th, 2013 Some people have such incredible bad luck that it goes sailing headfirst past tragedy and lands face down in a heaping plateful of amazement. We're not saying that what happened to these people was good, or deserved, or anything short of terrible. We

5 Reasons Steroids Were Never the Real Problem In Baseball

By Adam Tod Brown Published: September 25th, 2013 Major League Baseball finally wraps up the regular season less than one week from today, and that means it's time to talk about one thing. Playoffs? No, that's boring. I'm talking about steroids, of course. In 2013 alone, the league hit 13 players wi

4 Constitutional Debates America's Founders Never Saw Coming

By Chris Radomile Published: September 17th, 2013 Although the Founding Fathers tried to make the Constitution flexible enough to deal with unforeseen future exigencies, there's some shit they couldn't possibly have imagined -- namely, constitutional issues involving underwear or computers or the ac